SLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....

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SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I feel like instead of being a shitty tip, it is more of a tip for those with shitty lives.

A proper slpt is to encourage the recipient to bitch about the food after they get it to get their money back.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Well, I did it yesterday in berlin, and it was the most smartest thing! I got about 6 different meals, and didn't pay anything... Except for maybe getting stared at.....

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I feel like eating someone else's leftovers for the first time is a life altering experience.

The first time it happens, it's only because you haven't eaten in days and you find a pizza box with two slices left and they look completely untouched.

Once you've broken the seal and become a person who eats garbage, it's not long before you're not ashamed to fill up a bento box with dumpster potluck.

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

what if i ate my sisters broccoli

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Get outta here, you pervert!

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Hihi, no, maybe you're just a teen and can't morally support paying 12€ for food.... Or you simply don't HAVE any money anymore because you used it all on drugs...

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Does nobody clean up after themselves where you live?

Triasha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah this wouldn't work where I live.

But I could walk into a Panera or Chipotle and just grab some food off the pickup counter. They don't ask, or verify.

You get something random and someone else has a shitty day, but if you are hungry enough I could see it.

Might not work if you look homeless though, make sure you keep that gym membership so you can shower.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

No, I don't live in berlin, I visited the city yesterday.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

i keep imagining the family guy episode where meg goes to the mall to eat other peoples leftovers.