Improvised birth contrule

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33 Comments

lauha@lemmy.world · 133 pts · 1y (26 replies)

No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 112 pts · 1y (23 replies)

No, that's an IED. You're thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren't discriminated against.

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 103 pts · 1y (22 replies)

No, that's DEI, you're thinking of a desktop application for software development

drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 95 pts · 1y (21 replies)

No, that's an IDE, you're thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 88 pts · 1y (20 replies)

No, that's an EDU. You're thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 73 pts · 1y (19 replies)

No, that's UDF. You're thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (18 replies)

No, that's Apu. You're thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.

EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 1y

No that's Abu. You're thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y

improvise unexploded device.

bampop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y

belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Improvised Uterine Device

JCpac@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
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Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hah. I think this is pretty good.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Pick a vowel, any vowel - they're all the same...

lunar17@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

At least he got blown

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

If you're gonna be my lover, you'd best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.