Food

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23 Comments

lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)
dmention7@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods...

The promise to "identify any food purely by the location of structural starch"...

The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast...

And being greeted with this utter madness...

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

It's a delight, for sure.

Just wish I'd seen it sooner

VanillaGorilla@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Ptsch, that’s just a more complicated to way to eat 1.5 sandwiches

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Wouldn't an open face sandwich be the logical "first step"?

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

thats how the russians typically made sandwiches.

janAkali@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

We're also ones who possess the key to the sacred art of truly savoring a sandwich.

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The secret is vodka and pickles right?

janAkali@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, it's from this old cartoon

When you eat sandwich the usual way - you mainly taste the bread. When eating russian sandwich (without top) upside down - you place meat, salami, sausage, cheese, etc. directly on your taste buds.

It is silly, but it does feel tastier.

YeetPics@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

I'm gonna try this.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How many sandwiches are in a salad?

https://youtu.be/vJZsH8Dsf8U

Agamemnon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'd like to make the point that following the guidelines outlined by cuberule, a stack containing a bread-like substance in between automatically becomes a cake instead.

sdw@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Humanity has been enlightened by Flex Mex for at least ten years meow: https://youtu.be/GTwrVAbV56o

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Gimme a Tesseract Taco.

Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Taccoract

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Fucking genius.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I want a hypercube ham and cheese

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

That sandwich is lacking in ingredients

Olmai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

3-food

Synctrex@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

This is a Defqon.1 logo

ballogh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Triangle vajaja

whatisallthis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

A spherical sandwich is just a meat pie