Going on about 2 hours now. My forearm is keeping her rump from rolling off the pillow. I can't feel my fingers. My diet coke is just out of reach. I want to play some Oblivion but she says I can't have my arm back yet.
I'm pinned. Send help.
Going on about 2 hours now. My forearm is keeping her rump from rolling off the pillow. I can't feel my fingers. My diet coke is just out of reach. I want to play some Oblivion but she says I can't have my arm back yet.
12 Comments
cm0002@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
I'm sorry, you will just have to lose the arm, there's nothing we can do
Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
I'd be happy to send help. What does she need?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Some person to slowly wave a giant fan over them as they nap.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
And food. Gotta feed the beast.
KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
The ceiling fan was going. Her every need is anticipated.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh. she still wants the fan-waiving servant. Preferably in puce and lime-green livery with gold trim.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
Cat choose their pets wisely
KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
I am a huge 🍭 for kitties.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Fair is fair, and that arm is in use. You're just going to have to wait your turn.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I hate to tell you this but you're in a 27 hours situation.
KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
And here I am without a pocketknife.
GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
No.