Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors

https://theonion.com/family-spends-relaxing-weekend-destroying-outdoors-1819577845/

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y

"The father plans to follow up next weekend with several days shooting animals for his own amusement."

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am a Wyoming resident. It is impossible for me to accurately describe how bad it gets around this time.

PleaseLetMeOut@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

Sounds like it's time to bring back the tradition of tying dipshits to trees for 3-4 days. They'll get the message.

witchybitchy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

fuck I ate this one hard, had me seething by the end lol, thinking how could someone be so shameless

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

GO BACK INSIDE AND PLAY WITH YOUR PHONES!!!!

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

True blue “stewards of the environment”