Please help

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NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y

Water damage, repair claim denied.

m105@discuss.tchncs.de · 71 pts · 1y (1 reply)

halvar@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 1y

They'll think "surely turning it off and on wouldn't solve all this damage", swear to you that they already did restart it just so they don't have to wait for it to restart and once you go over and actually restart the computer it will get fixed. Then they will gaslight themselves into believing they did in fact restart it and you've just somehow got lucky.

Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 45 pts · 1y
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just install Linux

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

It's only a joke until somebody tries & succeeds bcs Linux will run on anything.

After that it will still be funny, just not a joke anymore.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gotta send that off to Rossman Repair Group first. Mobo looks like it got a little wet.

krigo666@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Ah, one of those new fangled modular computers...

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The Fairphone XL.

Not that I'm ragging on the Fairphone, I love the concept.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Framework laptop?

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Fairtop Puzzle

krigo666@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I have the 5. :)

mvirts@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

Finally an air gapped machine I can trust

stefenauris@pawb.social · 18 pts · 1y

These CAPTCHA puzzles are getting out of hand

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Have you tried putting it in rice?

LorIps@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Just turn it back on again. It's an IBM ThinkPad it'll be fine

wavebeam@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
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TomMasz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

It's certainly a puzzle.

potato_wallrus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Maybe try a factory reset

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Ctrl + V is paste

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Try rebooting.

peacepath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

uninstall photoshop, with Gimp it would have become a two screens laptop!

omniman@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 1y

glue will help

invertedspear@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Can probably still run doom

GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Looks like something water jet channel would do.

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Common pebck issue. Throw yourself off a cliff.

andyspam@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do you think this was cut? It doesn't seem like there's any melting, so maybe a water jet?

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

definitly water jet

Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I just pushed the power button, it did that by itself I swear