Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They'll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone's weird fan art of whatever you're looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn't matter.
I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.
I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.
Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some "interesting poses" ... And it kind of got worse from there.
It was my first head-shaking "wtf is wrong with people" moment as a father so I guess there's that.
Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called "Klan Man Dan" all day
To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities
Not as bad as being called a "Klan Man" but I once saw a guy with a MAGA hat and then wearing a Christmas themed Naruto outfit while walking around the mall with his family...
I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry
Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they're not erect, because it's the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.
They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you're not a teenager with phimosis, then I don't know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.
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BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 1y
The term: "hanging brain" deserves a moment of our respect.
piefood@feddit.online · 14 pts · 1y
The first time I heard it called "brain" was in the movie Waiting.
WARNING: There is some language in this clip that hasn't aged well, just like most of the movie.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzw4t_dB5M
buffing_lecturer@leminal.space · 11 pts · 1y
I think I don't really get it? I see the cock and balls but the euphemism goes over my head
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
I think it's because cold scrote looks kinda ðŸ§
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I always assumed it was just an extension of head. The brain is in the head, if you get head you're getting brain too? Idk.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
I thought more it's about what some ppl use to think
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The lower horn
RainDog@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
A lot of men think almost exclusively with their dicks
buffing_lecturer@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
Ah this makes sense; the hanging brain, as opposed to the brain safety stowed away inside ones skull.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is "supposed" to look like a brain.
buffing_lecturer@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
Oh.
moakley@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They'll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone's weird fan art of whatever you're looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn't matter.
I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 1y
Disgusting! Where is a link so I can be sure to avoid those sonic stickers?
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some "interesting poses" ... And it kind of got worse from there.
It was my first head-shaking "wtf is wrong with people" moment as a father so I guess there's that.
Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called "Klan Man Dan" all day
To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 pts · 1y
For this missing context, this is what the Klansman ceremony outfit looks like.
Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This emphasizes my embarassment so much lol
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Not as bad as being called a "Klan Man" but I once saw a guy with a MAGA hat and then wearing a Christmas themed Naruto outfit while walking around the mall with his family...
myster0n@feddit.nl · -10 pts · 1y
Hoodies have breasts now?
Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people
Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Didnt know what else to call it. Chest region?
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
chesticle
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Right in the chuts
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
i'm not sure i want to eat chutney any more..
myster0n@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry
Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Its all good
shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Yes. That's what we call the area covering the pecs, on any given piece of clothing.
M137@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 1y
Yes, buying a fucking naruto hoodie is a bad decision. Weebs deserve to be ridiculed.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
As do you, for posting
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Keep it there. That's a fucking power move.
Your boss absolutely respects you more for it.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y
Don't be ashamed of living bodies, animals should not be required to wear clothes, humans are animals.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
MAKE THE ANIMALS WEAR PANTS! COVER THEIR BUMS!
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Literally on my way to hang out naked in a park. I love this city
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Careful the human body is criminal in its natural state.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
I'm in Seattle there's a long history of nudity here. Thank you for the concern though
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
it does however help that most animals don't have a fully human dong complete with the disproportionate size compared to their body
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
I agree it would have been more realistic to have one of those weird animal penis. They do get this big however.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y
WTF…
Gild@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
Whats it say about me that the first thing I noticed was the penis.. lmao
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
ADHD does stuff like that sometimes.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
ADHD
Always Display Huge Dick
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
I was looking at it for quite a while, wondering why it's tagged NSFW, before reading the comment proper.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
this is why you don't use just any genai for stickers.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Cyndaquil is not jewish
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
I mean, it's a "cute picture". An unmutilated penis looks much "cuter" than a mutilated one.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they're not erect, because it's the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.
They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you're not a teenager with phimosis, then I don't know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
"intact"
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
Catholics do this too (END GENITAL MUTILATION)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Plus breakfast cereal people for some reason.
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
I'll take my oats quaked (I can't stop masturbating)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
If you have a masturbation addiction, seek help. People are willing to give you a hand
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
no thanks my wine is cuming along nicely
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You fool, I corrected my typo, now no one will get your joke!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
I assure you this is not true at all
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
I'll drop trou right now so you can see the effects of the catholic mental illness
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
I'm Italian, which is basically peak Catholic, and I swear every dick I've seen was wearing its own pink balaclava. Are you perhaps from the States?
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
unfortunately
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
There's your reason then, you have less dick because you're American, not because you're Catholic
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · -6 pts · 1y
what an idiotic take. kindly fuck off back to your hole
piefood@feddit.online · 1 pts · 1y
And many protestants!
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
A drawn penis.. oh god.. oh god.. we're all gonna die!
Anyways...
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
The new gen pokemon are something else.