c/nottheonion · by DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 1y

'Chuck E. Cheese' handcuffed and arrested in Florida on charges of using a stolen credit card

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chuck-e-cheese-handcuffed-arrested-florida-charges-using-stolen-credit-rcna221104

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DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

“I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, ‘Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,' ” Tallahassee police Officer Jarrett Cruz wrote in the report.

Cruz left the restaurant to confer with Allen and another officer. When the officers went back inside, Jones was gone but a Chuck E. Cheese mascot was now in the restaurant.

Just a couple of my favorite parts of the article.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Sounds like something from Reno 911

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Truly, life imitates art

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I can absolutely see this happening with the guy on roller skates.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That’s tug job Terri

davidgro@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

Florida Rat

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

He was probably trying to order some edible pizza

jago@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Guess he didn't hear the "Cheese it!" warning in time.