DrSteveBrule

u/DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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on please be a 5 · c/shitposting · 6 pts · 1d

This pic reminds me of a patient I was positioning for surgery. I walk into the OR and she's covered in tattoos. I walk up and say "Cool! Let's see what she's got". I don't immediately pick out any one tattoo, but I notice her eyelids have the words, "Hard Whyte". Hmm I wonder what that means... Then I see the stripper stars on her hips... Oh wait those are swastikas... Sigh...

My mom then: don't put any personal information on the internet!

My mom now: I just need to put my social security, credit card info, and full street address and I can see which Seinfeld character I'm most like!

I worked with a girl many years ago who was about 22 years old at the time. We worked a job where employees come and go all the time. She did not look very youthful, but she was very self aware. One of her favorite things to do was ask new hires how old they thought she was. Most people guessed late 30s to mid 40s and were mortified when she told then she was in her early 20s, but she always got a kick out of it.

I had a similar thing happen. When I was a teenager I went with my girlfriend at the time and her family to her grandparent's house for dinner. They were still cooking so we went to a spare room to lay down and watch a movie. We had to keep the door open but we were horny as fuck and started going at it under the covers. Eventually her dad walked in and told us dinner was ready while I was ball deep. Thought I was going to die that day.

on She's beyond saving · c/memes · 7 pts · 30d

I recently reread Eragon and Eldest which I loved as a kid. I thought it was so cool to flip to the back of the book to read elf and drawf translations. This time I found it gimmicky and annoying lol

on Jackpot · c/memes · 1 pts · 34d

I just got the show but haven't watched it yet. There are some YouTube videos of his that predate the television series that I have seen though. I think it was a 4 part series where he goes to the Amazon to search for a frog that makes him trip out.

I did this too in the mid 2000s before most kids had a cell phone. There was no way to contact my parents or for them to contact me for hours at a time. I would even be out by myself all day. I know people today who are afraid to let their kids do that because of how dangerous it is, but they're kids have smartphones with gps location tracking on it. They somehow think it's more dangerous for kids today.