Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works · 201 pts · 1d (8 replies)
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HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Finally a use for AI.

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 19 pts · 1d

I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.

errer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

...if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.

architect@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 1d

This tech is changing so fast that you need to constantly keep up with it to know If it’s capable.

But yes, AI is definitely capable of any photo at this point.

Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1d (3 replies)
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.

Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!

Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

I think you misspelt "rich narcissist cunt"

Malica@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

Am I the only one thinking she looks better in the paintings than in RL? Also this artist is brilliant, love his work.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 133 pts · 1d (6 replies)

He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

FatVegan@leminal.space · 41 pts · 1d (5 replies)

People always say that it doean't matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 16 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.

That's one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is "theirs" and it can't work for us. It's an obvious lie and we're not falling for it.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 9 pts · 1d

It's extra funny that he does that to hself. He could just shut up, but no. I remember when overwatch came out, and he claimed that he played a lot of overwatch. He also claimed to binge full metal alchemist. Around tye same time his child was born and he was obviously spending a lot of time with his child, while also working 20 hours a day 7 days a week. He could just shut up, no one cares, but he can't, because he's a sad little man who has to make up every accomplishment he never achieved.

architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1d

Oh, we definitely fucking fell for it. I get nothing but pearl clutches when I try from the left. I would think they were bots and right wingers if it wasn’t happening in real life.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d

The real issue is that this situation isn't fictional.

Malica@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d

He's literally Jp from Grandma's Boy

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 112 pts · 1d (4 replies)

I just can't shoot pretend cops.

Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 21 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a loser. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like "uh sorry the party is cancelled".

charokol@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d

The response or the email that musk sent?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Not necessarily. There was talk in an email of 'the helicopter to St Bart's'. Curiously, the helicopter wasn't required to log every passenger.

gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 110 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He'd rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

decolo@piefed.social · 18 pts · 1d

I'll bring the huge stew pot

db2@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 1d

Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 1d

He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 1d (8 replies)

Well, GTA5 doesn't even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1d (7 replies)

Not at launch, but it does have that now in the online mode. He still wouldn't like it. The parties are just normal parties without any children and you go to the island specifically to rob the owner. But it can be done solo.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d (6 replies)

The parties are just normal parties without any children

Don't think this for even a second. The amount of money and evil these ghouls have is unimaginable.

The person we can name and point our finger at is dead, but all of the despicable motherfuckers that were around him that made this possible are still around, still obscenely rich, and still obscenely evil.

A literal "think-tank" was involved in forcibly suiciding that piece of shit after a conversation about optics, culpability, etc. These people have hurt other people for fun rabies and they need to be put down.

FishFace@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d (5 replies)

I think your understandable hatred of Epstein has made you misread the comment.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d (4 replies)

I don't believe so, please do elaborate

I think I see it now, the "he still wouldn't like it" bit

Oop

FishFace@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Kolanaki is talking about the parties in the video game, not in real life.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Oh yup

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I am talking about Cayo Perico from GTA, not the real Epstein island. 🤦‍♂️

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d

Got got by the beers

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1d (5 replies)

There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it's crime all the way down for these people.

FishFace@piefed.social · 24 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):

PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.

because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.

architect@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Keep in mind this company literally put hits out on people and try to fucking stalk and kill them. It would be shocking if they were not laundering money.

FishFace@piefed.social · 0 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Still a far cry from the accusation above!

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Is it?

If the accusation was false would DOJ even being charges? I'm taking about when it was run by competent people, not right now.

Also, since when those people cared about legality? They are infamous for doing highly illegal shit then using loopholes in law and believes to politicians to get away from trouble.

FishFace@piefed.social · 0 pts · 1d

I meant "they were laundering money" is a far cry from "they were just laundering money".

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1d (1 reply)

GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That's probably the reason why it didn't resonate well with him.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.

architect@thelemmy.club · 29 pts · 1d

This guy is a fucking liar.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔

leavemealone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here...

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

the nature of his inability wasnt a moral one. it was just a skill issue

leavemealone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Exactly!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He's only into raping children and financial crimes.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1d

Don't forget mass murder.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d

But he'll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know....

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

qarbone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d

"Why won't this game let me lick the cops' boots? Open-world, my ass!"

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d (1 reply)

The most pathetic of losers.

This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it's 100% justified.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1d

Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.

eta@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1d

In an interview he was very reassuring the reporter that actually zero people died through those cuts. He admitted not knowing any specifics of what the consequences were but he was totally certain that the number of deaths was zero.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

He's getting near Netanyahu numbers of dead kids.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 1d

Yeah he'd prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Including all the tfgames.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation, money laundering...

TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

If he only held out past the beginning, GTA V has stock manipulation. Could have been his favorite game.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 21h (1 reply)

he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 21h

He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases

tigermountain@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he's only interested in crimes against humanity.

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Couldn't do it in the sense that he tried and couldn't hit.

Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can't hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.

After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can't hit that pussy neither.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Then he tried rapping:

I've got a test tube of jizz

Now I need a stewardess

Maybe I'll give her a horse

THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d

He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.

zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 10h

What a sad and pathetic little loser...

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!

rangber@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d

What a pick me dork!

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2d (9 replies)

Haven’t played.

Tried.

How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn't played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.

Meh I’m keeping it up.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d

Always be yourself. Also the track record is heavily in your favor. Imagine exploiting people on such a large scale that you're lonely enough to talk to yourself publicly. I'd be fucking locked up in a psych ward for this behavior.

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d

I mean, even if it was I feel like that would just be being annoyingly pedantic. I wouldn't describe quitting a game in the opening sequence as having 'played' that game.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Just the tip, you know?

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I mean if you watch the opening scene of a movie and then stop, have you watched it?

13igTyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

If it's a movie that starts with the ending then the rest is a flash back, then you can say with confidence you know how it ends.

mandolrain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

If you watch the opening have you created a movie scene?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

If you're Musk, you'll claim you know all about it.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!

(IDK, I just don't like GTA's style of humor and stuff, also saw "free play" kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1d

I always liked the pig cops in Duke 3D.

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Nazis are kinda like the police in Wolfenstein, plus there are only arguments for shooting them.

TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Elon fuckin' hates Wolfenstein!

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

btw i agree though. i don't play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games

update: i just watched the gameplay trailer. police opened fire first. fuck those bastards

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

I can't hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1d

"Uh, hey, I'd like to co-opt your post for virtue-signaling bullshit."

SethDove@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.

Doom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

He's just sucks at gaming. Maybe he'd improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.

whereitsat@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1d

his avatar is sad.

it's obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can't get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.

imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.

that says something about humanity or elon musk--probably both.

iocase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 10h (1 reply)

A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two

TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9h

Who's Dan?

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1d (3 replies)

What a pussy

daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Li estas piĉo.

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Pizza? Pizza.... he sure is and not one with stuffed crust either!

daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 1d

That would be pico.

impairedimperator@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1d

I have played GTA5, and I didn't remember that until reminded. Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d

Can’t kill cops in a game but is slowly destroying the world. I guess it just want enough for him

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d

Maybe he means he's just shitty at video games & pays other people to play them for him and couldn't get past the intro

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22h

I mean it kind of sucks that he didn't play them one through five they are objectively really good games. Especially vice City. So many great memories playing that game.

MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

That's so stupid - it's just a game.

umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 1d

Game that was literally named after a crime involves doing crimes? I'm sure this came as a surprise to Elon, but I must say that I'm a seasoned video game enthusiast, so this wasn't surprising to me at all.

(Also I never got too far into GTA5. Decided to instead go back to Saints Row. GTAs pretend to be super serious games while still being satirical at the core. Saints Row was basically ramping up wackiness constantly and being unapologetic about it.)