Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us... [Borg Muzak intensifies]
Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. ...... (soft elevator music starts playing)
13 Comments
dumbass@quokk.au · 27 pts · 1y
Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!
hopesdead@startrek.website · 20 pts · 1y
Me: INDIVIDUAL! Connect me to an Individual.
sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 1y
Connect me to your inexplicably, lore-breakingly horny queen!
hopesdead@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
Yes ma’am.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Idk, wanting to assimilate everything definitely could count as a fetish It's basically Vore with extra steps.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us... [Borg Muzak intensifies]
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. ...... (soft elevator music starts playing)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 1y
presses 2
"Resistance is futile. Returning to previous menu..."
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
3.
Then laugh as it all gets undone by time cops.
hopesdead@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
I was literally describing the plot of First Contact.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Hang up ..... block number .... delete conversation
You're gonna have to work harder than that to assimilate me
..... oooo look, a special at the hardware store
Beacon@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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