c/whitepeopletwitter · by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 1y"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me." 401 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 1y
Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Hey, zipper could be down.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
*jeans
Missed opportunity.
renrenPDX@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand...
I'm guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
I wouldn't even bother. He's probably a bill collector.
kureta@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Does he collect duck bills? 🦆
don@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.
Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
That's confidence.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one
ikidd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Was it a horse-sized duck?
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I feel personally attacked