I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.
If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.
26 Comments
judgyweevil@feddit.it · 67 pts · 1y
The worst thing she can say is no
danekrae@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Do they know/care that some males might be into that?
danekrae@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Ohh yeah, eat me mommy!
Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 1y
High stakes speed dating.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
If only human women did this with conservatives and tate bros
Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 1y
I wouldnt want them in my mouth...
abfarid@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
Even with some Cajun seasoning?
Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
No, but i would watch it applied. Or even possibly deepfried
chazwhiz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Let’s go girls
callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y
The incel, I mean male:
Johanno@feddit.org · 15 pts · 1y
Vore fetishists be like....
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
RANIVORE.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Girlboss
shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.
brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
I don't understand the "drag off" part. They don't eat them where they found them? Why?
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 1y
If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The lulz
mtpender@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
And I thought human dating was rough...
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Me (the male frog) and who?
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
But I just got switch 2!
notsure@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
...mum nature's a bitch...
anubis119@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That Hors d'oeuvre Over There
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
So glad that I am not a frog.