Ant on a dating show "I like long walks on the peach"

Journalist "I like long thoughts on the speech"

Dog "I like long walks on the leash"

Muscle Nerd "I like strong folks in my niche"

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11 Comments

razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y
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phonics@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

axe murderer: I like long gurgles in your screech

phonics@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oh man that got me. Thanks.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Henry V "Once more unto the breach"

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

a crosspost in !pickuplines@hilariouschaos.com seems fitting

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah the second line had kinky energy for sure.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I like a long string of beads between my cheeks

phonics@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.

phonics@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 1y

ME sufferer: I like long rests on the sheets.

foggy@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y

Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.