don't do that

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26 Comments

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 39 pts · 1y (3 replies)

They're not showing the whole picture, which in this case would be Arachnimerica

Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Funny, I thought of it as geological carcinization.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

It's cancer alright

Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

araneus americanus

celeste@kbin.earth · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I like how the words on califournia make it look like it's being shaken up and down.

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You'd think it would be used to that by now

shplane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It’s why my mother in law never visits. I am externally grateful for earthquakes

trinsec@piefed.social · 16 pts · 1y

Well, America's already proven it doesn't need udders to be milked dry by the rich. 😋

Plantfoodclock@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

If you have both, America becomes a big spider. I think that's preferable to America with udders or quad-dick.

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

RFK's worst nightmare? Flourida

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But a baker's dream

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do bakers dream of American Udders?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

I don't kink shame

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

More like Califivenia. The original's still there.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

And population as well. More than one third of all people in america would live in a california which would do pretty good things on elections for example.

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I heard that country had like, 40 god damned dicks.

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Only 40? Really?

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Now do Fouregon

puchaczyk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It's not nightmare. It's called carcinisation and it's natural.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Spiderica is everyone's worst nightmare. Could a meteorologist draw me up what the weather patterns might look like?

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Imagine the storm systems that landform would induce.

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

i'm seeing double; four dicks

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Gulf of Ameriquarter?

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

SUCK ON DEM TIDDIES!

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hmm, yes! Titillating

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Udders is a much more sfw version of what those are - that's M'urika with (up to) eight dicks!