To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an "especcially then" but i currently have an excess of weird energy)
Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.
Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.
you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages
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kubica@fedia.io · 66 pts · 1y
Shants? Trainousers?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Poos?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?
kautau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Slaps top of trainosauraus
The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
"Shite" is slang for "shit"
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ah, yes, that's the joke.
TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Shoes, indoors?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y
Shit, I don't even wear pants in my home
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
even when guests are there?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 1y
Especially when guests are there.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Guests, you say?
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an "especcially then" but i currently have an excess of weird energy)
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 1y
What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
People from the u.s.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
why not just eat off the floor at that point?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 364d
I don't know, in my country, we take our shoes off at the entrance.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y
Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 1 pts · 364d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 1y
Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Do you actually wear shoes in your house?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
If I am entering or leaving, yeah.
aim_at_me@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Where do you keep your shoes?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 364d
The shoe corner.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Same. I'm not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it's not too bad.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y
We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh, well then, carry on lol
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Hot
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y
Only works if you're a show-er though
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Or erect
Tja@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
There's life hacks for that too...
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1y
I'm listening
Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Strategically placed socks
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Or bring a box
Tja@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
Cut a hole in the box
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
And that's the way you do it!
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
I guess take a Viagra before heading over
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
You'll still need to fluff it
TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
brisk@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 1y
This post is not about keeping shoes on
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Shh, let's keep them innocent.
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 364d
It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.
Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.
spicystraw@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.
In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.
aim_at_me@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y
Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 364d
Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 364d
I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
8000gnat@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
one knows that one must do it to another
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Why do I kinda want a pair
whimsy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 364d
Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!
Drekaridill@feddit.is · 1 pts · 1y
sonoro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This feels special...