c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 1yWhat's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man foils them..... 213 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
That Iron Man is pretty ferrocious
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 1y
And Tin Man canned their evil project.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 20 pts · 1y
Iron Man is a magnetic Fe-male, Aluminum Man just can’t attract anyone.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
boydster@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Yet somehow, Copper Man keeps catching all the charges
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
He was cooler when he was Aluminium Man
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y
Upvotes all around.
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WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 6 pts · 1y
Neodymium man always attracts trouble
Botzo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You cantrust aluminum man.
0ops@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
hey now....I know another man who loves gold and fits this description...
blarghly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Iron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he's not magnetic like that
HenryBeamisForHire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fiberglass Man is completely insulated from evil people impulses
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Aluminum man is much easier to melt.
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
The aluminum man has a back brace, a large nose, and looks like a giant bird.