I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
I'm literally medicated for it, but go on and tell me more about myself.
And, my friend, it looks like you're the defensive one here. I just pointed out that doctors disagree with you and that you really should update your understanding of the disorder. Then you got nasty and judgemental.
But maybe you just want to continue being a shit head to people for literally no reason.
Hey, if it made you feel better about yourself, then go for it. Go ahead and double down, it'll be fun.
Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief
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jade52@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 1y
I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
FarmTaco@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
i think we use adhd differently
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.
FarmTaco@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :
Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I'm literally medicated for it, but go on and tell me more about myself.
And, my friend, it looks like you're the defensive one here. I just pointed out that doctors disagree with you and that you really should update your understanding of the disorder. Then you got nasty and judgemental.
But maybe you just want to continue being a shit head to people for literally no reason.
Hey, if it made you feel better about yourself, then go for it. Go ahead and double down, it'll be fun.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
phorq@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief
rkcurio@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y
!femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
PUT ON TEETH?!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
💯
Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
lefixxx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
https://www.reddit.com/r/doordashgremlin/
rkcurio@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
xddd fr
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Me except not Amazon.