cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/44187272
Besides the obvious answer of making money, or rather, how would you do it as an 8 year old? What else would you do?
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/44187272
Besides the obvious answer of making money, or rather, how would you do it as an 8 year old? What else would you do?
33 Comments
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 359d
Holy heck, I’d be highly aware of being somewhere on the autism/add spectrum. That would change everything even if I just knew that.
An example: I actually mined bitcoin when I was a kid, on 2x HD 6850s.
And… lost it, in the depths of some old partition with files everywhere :/. I didn’t take any of that seriously.
I’d have kept a bunch of friends too.
monovergent@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 359d
More optimistically, I would stop complaining about my bedtime, take better care of my teeth, and join a sports program. Try not to be a perfectionist and put more time toward proper hobbies instead of wasting away on the internet. I'd also treasure my time with my parents a lot more than I did back when I was 8. They're still around for me, but man do I wish I had more time to spend with them.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 359d
Invest in bitcoin
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 359d
Did you have access to crypto as an 8 year old? Or would you just wait until you were older?
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 359d
The latter
dom@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 359d
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 359d
Sorry if it wasn't clear. I intended it to mean you were sent back in time to when you were 8, but you can interpret it however you like.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 359d
Scream.
danciestlobster@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 359d
The real answer
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 359d
I used to think about this a lot and, despite having largely resolved my relevant trauma now, I think my answer is still the same.
I would try to convince my parents that I'm the Antichrist, and if that didn't work, I'd just stab my dad
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 359d
I wouldn't change a thing, otherwise I wouldn't be able to meet my partner.
victorz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 359d
[Panics trying to remember every "correct" move since I was 8]
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 359d
Yea, lol. Would be awful!
Matriks404@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d
Imagine going back in time thinking you will be able to get the same partner but earlier, but after like few minutes of conversation it turns out that the other person thinks you are a fucking creep and doesn't want to have anything to do with you ever. It would be a fucking nightmare.
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 358d
Yep, for us it only worked precisely due to a ton of branching choices changing who we are and how we lived our lives prior to meeting.
Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 357d
If we assume I become my 8 year old self and live my life over, this becomes a problem. I love my wife and would not want to risk changing anything so that I meet her. Yet we at and dated at 16… this would be problematic as I would be a 45 year old man in the body of a 16 year old. Creepy factors aside, could I pretend to be what I think 16 year old me was like? And if I did would the relationship not be based on a lie?
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 357d
I'd say no, not really. It would suck.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 358d
Aww that's very sweet. I know exactly where and when I met my partner though, and I could show up to the meeting way better prepared for our life together :)
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 358d
Great! For us, so many things had to go right and wrong for us to meet each other at the right place, right time, and right frame of mind. Honestly any slight change could have led us to never meeting or never liking each other.
fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 359d
untorquer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 359d
Depends on whether that's 8yo now or back when I was 8.
In either case, a lot more fucking around as a teenager and a lot less fucking around in my 20's.
BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 359d
Probably be catatonic. This kind of stress, self-doubt and loathing require those extra 32 years of building resilience. Transplant it into 8 year old me and he just shuts off I imagine.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 359d
Probably aquire as much money as I could because money = power. I'd hide it from my parents because i know they would take it(they needed it more than 8yr me)
With all the knowledge i have now i cant go back to being a kid. I'd have to try my best to make use of the unique position and influence the future as best I can.
I'd probably spend my money trying to run political advertising to prevent the conservatives from getting into power. Using knowledge of the new mediums and how grass roots the internet is.
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d
Transition decades earlier. Or more precisely have the courage, vocabulary and fortitude to stand up to my religious mother and bigoted father. I always knew what I wanted, but they both insisted on doing football and weight lifting, no matter how out of place and unnatural those environments felt to me.
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 358d
Take a water bottle on an airplane, buy stock in apple, and send the money to the PFLP
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 358d
Fix my education path. No compromises. No getting gaslighted.
If they won't officially give me my classes, I'll sit in the right ones until they either give them to me or kick me out.
Edit: Also, try and stop the Brook Brothers Riots.
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 358d
Do I keep my language skills?
Then have a normal childhood with normal social interactions in Canada instead of the awkward immigrant who can barely speak. Also potentially get diagnosed with autism as a kid because I kind suspect of the language barrier masked some of the symptoms.
Matriks404@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d
I wouldn't spend so much fucking time on a fucking computer... maybe.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 358d
Transition at 10, as soon as the egg cracks.
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 359d
ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 358d
Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives
JayJLeas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 358d
Transition earlier.
Try to get away from my abusive parents.
Do certain things to meet my best friends earlier and convince them.
Stand up for myself more.
Spend more time with my grandparents.
I've thought about it a lot
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 358d
I would actually follow through with that suicide i was thinking of back in the day. I think about it today also, but I used to as well.
Life ain't worth the squeeze, and im not adding an additional 30 years to my shift on earth.
solidsnake@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 358d
Sorry to hear that even if you had the advantage of having the wisdom of a 38 year old at 8 you still don't find life worth living. I disagree, but can sympathize with the cynicism. I hope you find something akin to peace.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 358d
I would teach other 8 year olds how to butcher a hog.
clot27@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 359d
I would kms if that happened