So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

poofkaboom@feddit.nl · 44 pts · 1y (1 reply)

With a mild side effect of death

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (6 replies)

66.6 degrees CELSIUS

simplejack@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The vaccine made him European.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

But he looks so American...

chewables@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1y

terminally so.

simplejack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe he’s Hungarian.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

He’d have to be in order to maintain that body temperature

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

brb going to get more vaccines

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 9 pts · 1y

whew 😮‍💨 I've been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (6 replies)

That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Winnie the Pooh.

oh great now a bunch of mao-did-nothing-wrong types are going to flood in and call you a wracist. the word you're thinking of is wracism.

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y

relevant....... wait IS that a relevant username?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!