Or at least I will when I find another FWB ๐Ÿ˜…

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34 Comments

xkbx@startrek.website · 119 pts · 354d

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

LegitimateEngineer@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 354d (5 replies)

Sign me up for death by snu snu

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 353d

Is this where the queue starts?

KissMeNow@lemmynsfw.com · -2 pts · 354d (3 replies)
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 16 pts · 354d (2 replies)

Can I just give you my credit card number now and cut out all the fucking around?

FlihpFlorpAlt@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 353d (1 reply)

So comment was removed but let me guess

Something something scam service

dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 353d

Telegram username. Close enough.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 354d (3 replies)

If only my GF were like that.....

Karl@programming.dev · 10 pts · 353d (2 replies)

If only my GF were.....

devilish666@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d (1 reply)

If only my GF.....

Guttural@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 348d

If only my..... (??)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 25 pts · 354d (8 replies)

How does that work?

Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?

Or is it more like a lanternfish and he just crawls all up in her and becomes a wart on her ass that does nothing but produce sperm?

Cort@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 353d (7 replies)

Mermaids appear to be mammals based on the tail fin orientation, so it'd be similar to dolphins.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 24 pts · 353d (6 replies)

Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 353d (5 replies)

Dolphins don't have massive titties.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 353d (3 replies)

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 353d

I should have known

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 353d (1 reply)

This dolphin has clearly had work done, but it appears that it did not alter it's ability to swim and catch fish.

Sonor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 353d

yes, those triceps are really immersion breaking.

Exusia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d

Not if you know where to look.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 354d (1 reply)

Has the previous died because of testicles implosion?

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 354d

No, crushed pelvices

freeusething@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 353d

This is why I like trains. If I time it right it just keeps going and going and goingโ€ฆ one FWB ainโ€™t enough

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 353d (2 replies)

I a row? Hard to comply. In a day? please yes

untorquer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d (1 reply)

Just comply softly then

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 353d

Like pushing rope through a rabbit burrow

BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d (1 reply)

It's always a jarring experience, going from doing it constantly to not at all. You're not the only one in that boat at the moment

bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 353d

Haha good to know im not alone ๐Ÿคฃ

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 353d (1 reply)

Back in the ring to take another swing.

bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 353d

FINISH HIM

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 353d

I know no such weakness.

M137@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 354d (2 replies)

One of my luckiest and favourite things to be born with is being able to continue after I climax, I stay hard as long as there's stimulation, and also not having post-nut clarity, I find the partner or porn as hot as I did before nutting and love continuing to please who I'm with until they want to stop. Few feelings better than having them barely able to walk to the toilet and saying something like "holy shit, I'm absolutely drained and my legs are still trembling" (OK, I realise this might read as some "I have sex" cringe. I'm not saying I'm some sex god or always able to make anyone finish, just that I feel very lucky to not be cursed with something the vast majority of other men are). It can be kind of a curse in itself though as I often continue watching porn for an hour or two after I finish and enjoy it just as much, sometimes climaxing more than once without a break. Have had partners who needed to literally say we have to stop as we have chores or other stuff that needs doing. But there have been some several day long sessions through the years when it was with partners who could keep up. Luckily not addicted though, that would have ruined my life I think.

burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org · 15 pts · 353d

Beautiful thanks for share Facebook ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 353d

Me when I was under 23

Tedesche@lemmy.world · -17 pts · 353d

Hahaha rapeisfunnywwithmalevictims.