I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

Nurse: "Where?"
Me: "No, regular."

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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Which doctor?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

No, regular.

iii@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Nurse: I'm torn between feeling very sorry for you and finding you terribly attractive.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

"in the woods"

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"There, wolf"

darksiderbun@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

THERE! CASTLE!

j4k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Nurse: Don't cry.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ooowwwwwwwwwww

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Where were we?

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

When where were we?