"Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."
It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.
Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.
Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.
23 Comments
idntknow@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 358d
Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 358d
Beef going through the roof
proti@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 358d
If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 358d
Beef Rapture
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 357d
Sick band name
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 358d
Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 358d
"Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."
dustyData@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 358d
Awesome! zero taxes paid.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 357d
I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 357d
The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 357d
It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.
Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 357d
fr theyr'e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
how much are they where u live?
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
$3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 7 pts · 358d
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 358d
Millennial flex
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration
ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d
Toast that shit. Jeebus.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 3 pts · 357d
Like a moth to a flame
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
Burned by the fire.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 358d
Oof, all hass
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 358d
Ballin!