Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
Messed up Barbie ideas
33 Comments
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
ICE agent Barbie. Make sure to drag a dead puppy around with you.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
this is goood
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
What is dalgona?
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It was a trend that had a little burst of popularity. It's a type of frappe that is popular in Korea. It's made with instant coffee, sugar, and water. Whip that until it forms silky peaks. Take a tall glass with ice, add 8 oz of milk, top with the whipped coffee mixture.
When everything shut down and supply chains were temporarily disrupted, coffee shops were closed and fresh coffee beans were at a premium. Dalgona coffee is a fancy frappe made with cheap, shelf-stable ingredients (you could substituted the milk for nut milk or powdered).
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Damn that sounds delicious, thanks!
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It is good, and really easy to make. Matter of fact, I could use one right now.
kreynen@kbin.melroy.org · 15 pts · 1y
@OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Sovereign Citizen Barbie
Cult follower Barbie
Predatory teacher Barbie
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
Handmaid's Tale barbie
boydster@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Mid-hazing sorority-pledge Barbie
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Cronenberg Barbie
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Workers' Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Ok maybe im getting off track
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Beacon@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Preganté
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Starch masks?
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
No ‘69420’ prison number? Bummer.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Could also be 90210
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Either centaur Barbie, or "Chest buster" from the Alien franchise Barbie.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Handmaid Barbie
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Micromanaging middle management Barbie.
Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Zombie Barbie Alien Barbie, with antennas Lizard Barbie Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen Barbie head in a glass box, Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
OF model Barbie.
In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Donkey Show Barbie
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.
Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”
Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.
dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y
If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.
(I might steal this idea for myself tbh)
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Internet troll Barbie. I'm not sure what she'd look like, but I'm willing to hear ideas.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Futaba from Persona 5.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
You should make a kinky Barbie!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Classic: