c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 364dNow that's impressive 421 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 363d
"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 363d
LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.
dufkm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 363d
Not specific enough, please add more details.
sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 364d
"Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 363d
So someone got sloppy thirds
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 6 pts · 363d
LilianParkerLily Phillips.......... Is that you?Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 363d
"On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that."
troed@fedia.io · -12 pts · 363d
How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.
sykaster@feddit.nl · 44 pts · 363d
How did you get that from the meme?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 363d
The joke is that it's implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her
oneser@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 363d
Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.
python@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 363d
Yeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 363d
Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?