Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.
"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."
I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.
Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.
Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.
I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she's been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.
i was really worried my health was going that direction with the bruising coming out of nowhere, until one night i couldn't sleep and my cat pounced off the seven foot something bookshelf directly onto my lap (barely missed my jibblies) and then directly to the window. apparently he likes it when i make this sound?
I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.
That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.
the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.
Trudeau looks like he is actively holding back his instincts to push Trump over with all his strength. Also why does Trudeau look like a young Bruce Campbell in this picture.
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NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 346d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 346d
It will always be Burma to me.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 346d
normanwall@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 346d
Quokka@quokk.au · 57 pts · 346d
Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.
Carvex@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 346d
We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 346d
Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 346d
Turns out it was money the whole time!
Zombie@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 345d
So like this?
https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ
ratel@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 345d
I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 345d
Lmao nailed it!
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 346d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d
it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 346d
The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d
he eats kfc like a real dick tater
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 346d
Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 346d
Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.
"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 346d
I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.
TipRing@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 346d
Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 346d
Isn't that an IV bruise?
Duranie@leminal.space · 17 pts · 346d
Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.
I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she's been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d
i was really worried my health was going that direction with the bruising coming out of nowhere, until one night i couldn't sleep and my cat pounced off the seven foot something bookshelf directly onto my lap (barely missed my jibblies) and then directly to the window. apparently he likes it when i make this sound?
tomiant@programming.dev · 15 pts · 345d
Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 346d
I wonder if he is on blood thinners?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 346d
His platelets just hate him
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 345d
Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 345d
The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 345d
He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.
einlander@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 346d
He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.
Furbag@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d
He's got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 345d
Deport him!
MourningDove@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 345d
if_only@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 345d
That's just an iv bruise. Could be anything.
jj4211@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d
I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 345d
The infestation is beginning to leak.
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 345d
Thin skin bruises easily.
Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 345d
That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 345d
Is that 15 football fields?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d
Or 27 half giraffes, but yes.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 345d
Or 11,532 Big Macs.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d
I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 346d
he played that alligator tooth game and lost
rayyy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d
Is he dead yet?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d
Almost
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d
Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein
El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d
If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein's face
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 1 pts · 346d
He could be a member of the White Glove Society.
rayyy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d
Is h
eelectricshock@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 345d
Probably from bashing his hands after talking to Putin
tibsta@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d
You meaning jerkin off?
SparrowHawk@feddit.it · 0 pts · 345d
Ok peeps who do you think gave him the Black Spot? Elon?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d
the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 345d
And Justin Trudeau
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 345d
Trudeau looks like he is actively holding back his instincts to push Trump over with all his strength. Also why does Trudeau look like a young Bruce Campbell in this picture.