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What brand do you use of you don't mind sharing?

What are tomorrow's winning powerball numbers?

Clearly this is rage bait

They actually do, tend to be advertised as such. Example

When you squeeze the handles the blades press together. Using the wrong hand for most scissors it produces a small gap that prevents them from cutting the paper. It'll just pinch it.

Try it, then try cutting again with the correct hand for your scissors. Odds are your scissors are not ambidextrous but you just never had a reason to discover this.

I appear to have found the device being advertised. It's a clitoral stimulator.

Anything? So, uh... creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

Yeah, this is why the gym is extra busy the first few weeks in January

Is there credible evidence for that or is it just a meme?

Well at least this allows them to deploy quickly. From the time you place an order Tesla will have one broken down in your driveway in an hour flat.

They go off to live in a farm

Oh we still have laws. Elon is just part of the "in" group who the laws protect but do not bind.

Should we teach the kids about survivorship bias?

Yeah, these days sharing a bed just means you're trying to save on the heating bill

Incremental save needs to be Buddha

I'm sure there are some metal components in there somewhere

Missed an opportunity to put the most expensive shit in that slot

He honestly just looks like the type of guy that'll rape you in a dark alley while reading from the Bible with the televangelist accent and blame his behavior on your outfit

Not likely. Both sides started burning the enemy nets with thermite.

But I'm confident Ukranian children will play many soccer/football games there in the near future. With new nets, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines