I've had the same happen. I cut myself while peeling a mandarin at some point as well, hurt like a paper cut. Cat hair in the toe is the worst I've experienced though.
I was doing the thing where you cut lines down a fruit and then pull the slices off of the pit. Except, it was a nectarine, and the pit had a spine sharp enough to cut paper.
I sliced open my index finger nailbed, ~4mm across, on a fucking nectarine pit. Dammit.
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 24 pts · 238d
Is your beard that strong or is your thumb skin that weak?
Also, what's your favorite dinosaur?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 238d
Yes & I am partial to both triceratops & pachycephelosaurs
ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 238d
They Might Be Giants fan?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
Yes! But I liked those before I liked they might be giants. 😄
ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 238d
Does it now stick out like a sore thumb?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d
It did. & my thumb WAS sore for like 10 mins after. I have sensitive skin.
Statick@programming.dev · 12 pts · 238d
Hey, this happens to me occasionally as well. Usually it's shortly after I trim my beard.
Are you of Italian decent by chance?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 238d
Spanish, Mexican , polish & Norwegian I believe.
bonenode@piefed.social · 3 pts · 237d
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Ding ding ding!!!
jacksilver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
Yeah, it's happened to me a couple of times too shortly after shaving.
InvisibleShoe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 238d
Is your razor tipped with tungsten or diamond?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 238d
It appears to be some sort of metal.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 238d
Is it heavy?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
A decent weight.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 238d
Aside from the beard hair splinter, how's your winter going so far?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 238d
It's aight. I got a shitload of cozy-ass socks for Christmas.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
Aw hell yeah 😊
if_only@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 238d
Anything? So, uh... creamy or crunchy peanut butter?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d
Crunchy.
Rugtert@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 237d
I've had the same happen. I cut myself while peeling a mandarin at some point as well, hurt like a paper cut. Cat hair in the toe is the worst I've experienced though.
Do you own pets?
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 237d
I was doing the thing where you cut lines down a fruit and then pull the slices off of the pit. Except, it was a nectarine, and the pit had a spine sharp enough to cut paper.
I sliced open my index finger nailbed, ~4mm across, on a fucking nectarine pit. Dammit.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
I have a dog. He goes by many names but we mostly call him Mr. Dog
hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 237d
That happened to me once before I lasered it all off! I remember being shocked that it was possible.
IndridCold@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 237d
You lasered off your thumb?
hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 237d
Yeah!
fubarx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
How much Rogaine did you mix with the Viagra?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
ALL OF IT
Solano@piefed.social · 5 pts · 237d
From a scale of 0 to 10, ten being the most painful, how much did it hurt?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
4 , It was unpleasant.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
Was it a normal hair or one of those super thick stainless steel fuckers that pop up every now and then for some reason that you have to pluck?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
Normal hair, wife takes care of the thick bastards.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 4 pts · 238d
Is it thin skin or do you grow Labrador Retriever-like needle hair?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
Both
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 pts · 238d
Pics or it didn’t happen
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
I got it out immediately. It wasn't very deep.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 238d
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
What's your stance on the taxonomy of a hot dog?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 237d
It's a sandwich. Hands down.
Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
I'm sorry, but it's clearly a taco
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Oh fuck, taco has never been an option in this fight before. I hereby move my position to TACO.
rollerbang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
What about when a hot dog is in the center of the bun? Only a hole, no cut. Almost a burrito then.
BussyGyatt@feddit.org · 2 pts · 237d
Did you ever take a shit so big your pants fit looser after?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Only once & one a little
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Can I have some of your beard hair, for science?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
I will post it to you asap
Cattail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
Do you think you can suck it out with a tool?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
It came out easy, hurt like heck though.