What job do you get to bellow "SILENCE!!!!" like Dumbledore from Harry Potter at everyday?

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DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Any job until they fire you

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 346d

It would be interesting if someone had this quirk as a result of a disabillity and filed suit to mitigate the termination and secure permanent reinstatement

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 346d

You could probably get away with it as a University professor teaching low-level lecture-style undergrad classes as a way to get everyone's attention at the start.

iii@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 346d

Decibel meter reviewer

cecilkorik@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Stand-up comedian, particularly if you make it part of your bit.

CrashCalamity@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 343d

"I keel you!"

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Disabled and I get to shout it when I'm overwhelmed and need some calmness.

iii@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 346d

Lovely job

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Set director before rolling film

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 345d

So unattainable tho

CrashCalamity@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 343d

Before or after yelling "Quiet on the set!" ?

wmcduff@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Library quiet room monitor?

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 345d

Sign me up, altho i demand full bennies

Trex202@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d

AGM@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 345d

Low-competence teacher.