The adventures of Muffin

I may have lost the battle, but I won the war.

Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.

I'll never forget when the vet sterilized mine it was a rescued cat.
Vet:Alright the good news is that the surgery was successful but there afe more news...
Me:Oh... Erm go on
Vet:Turns out we tought he was younger by his size but he is way older than we tought maybe 7 years instead of 7 months. Turns out hes small by himself and malnourished. And also not virgin.
Me:Alright I'll bite how you know?
Vet:Well... The testicles darken with the time and gain wrinkles woth the use...
Me:And sooo....
Vet:He had toasted wallnuts...

If the vasectomy doesn't come with an announcement post like this I don't want it.

Studmuffin

that's a relaxed cat, probably still on drugs

we had a stray on our street produce 17 kittens at the same time, from a mother and two of her kittens. that kind of havoc.

That cats thinking "Do what you will fools, my seed is sown far and wide"

Let's just say I'm relieved he's sterilized

Greebo?

Operation Catsnip

That's a typo, the cat is named "Muff In"

They said it could be done but they finally caught that Muffin, man.

A true agent in the Cat distribution system

Dani Gomez asking the real question.

Small person or huge cat?

What an absolute unit, lol. Looks a bit like mine, also a Tuxedo that got the snippy-snap later in life with a distinctly unit-like look. (Though not as absolute as this one.)

The least they could after that is buy him some Neuticles.

Edit the to they

You mean Operation CatSnip don't you?

Naming pets after food always seems like incredibly poor taste to me.

Muffin isn't his real name. That's Tommy the Cat.

That’s a big fucking cat. At least as big as my old cat Fat Bob.

I had no idea the Tuxedo breed was sired by this lone and prolific tom, Muffin.

Fascinating. 🖖🏼