9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

first pornography?

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

At least we don't need to show our faces prior to pulling rope

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Mother of the person who painted this picture. “I told you stop painting that filth! You will go to bed tonight without wooly mammoth burgers!”

Father enters cave high fives son and compliments painting.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Anubis Style

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

She was filming the action

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Yoga lessons, chiropractor, Greco Roman wrestling? I mean it could be those things too

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's like a Mercator projection of sex. Obviously the most important part, and thus the most accurate and to scale, is the crotch/ass area, and then everything sort of stretches out from there. I'm impressed.

Doorbook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do you know they didn't have that body shape?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Probably unrelated but OP's question surfaced this quote in my head

“Saved me?” The Lhazareen woman spat. “Three riders had taken me, not as a man takes a woman but from behind, as a dog takes a b i t c h...

From 'A Game of thrones'

Mickey7@lemmy.world · -14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

LOL. Great quote. Wonder if she barked like a dog during the process

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

What the fuck

Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Uhh... the insinuation here is: the painting might be depicting rape.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y

I think that's pretty unreasonable to judge cave painting intentions with no hints otherwise by random edgy lines from Game of Thrones.

It's also pretty fucking weird to go there in the first place.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah idk what that guy is on about either but it's still weird that this guy randomly quoted a rape victim talking about getting raped bcos it's tangentially related by doggy style? That guy is weird for that. And then the other guy saying it's a great quote is also a weirdo. This specific comment thread is weird all over.

Edit: oh okay I just realized that the guy you're replying to is the first weirdo.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The Posterior Fornix can be stimulated during doggy style. (Anterior Fornix in missionary.) They are similar to the g-spot, with some people preferring fornix orgasm to g-spot or clitoral stimulation. You aim above the cervix with the tip of your dick or fingers and stretch that area.

This depends on the anatomy of both partners. It's also a skill that needs to be trained. However, if you can make it work, and the recipient is sensitive to it: fireworks! Like, grunting, moaning, and prayers from a bad porno level of good.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y

This picture represents two very close friends

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I was unaware that people 9,000 years ago had such long torsos. Neat.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This poor artist is getting criticism 9000 years later

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

"IT'S MY STYLE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I think it was because their diet was different. And supposedly this also affected male genitalia

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Rule 34 is the 34th rule made ever in history. Including ancient alien races that were here before humans.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

I think it was an example of non-sexual tool use

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Caveman porn

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

Animal style - grrr.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Classic

MSP_SMIMSA@noauthority.social · 2 pts · 1y

@Mickey7

They called it the sabretooth

omniman@anarchist.nexus · 0 pts · 1y

we were dogs ?