There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
Right? It's in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I'm done.
51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
20 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 352d
dumbass@leminal.space · 22 pts · 352d
I've had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 352d
"Why is it called a restroom if I'm fighting for my life in here?"
843563115848@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 352d
There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 352d
Because you'd have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 352d
Keeps you nimble
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 352d
Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 352d
The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
Right? It's in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I'm done.
inriconus@programming.dev · 19 pts · 352d
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 352d
Captain's log, stardate 4200.69
51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 351d
Don't flush.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 352d
I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 352d
Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 6 pts · 352d
That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d
The USS Relax-your-thighs
wildtamaskan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 352d
Def gonna be dropping some captain's logs on that throne
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 352d
Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.