Captain's Log

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20 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 352d

dumbass@leminal.space · 22 pts · 352d (1 reply)

I've had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 352d

"Why is it called a restroom if I'm fighting for my life in here?"

843563115848@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 352d (6 replies)

There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 352d

Because you'd have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 352d

Keeps you nimble

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 352d

Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 352d

The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Right? It's in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I'm done.

inriconus@programming.dev · 19 pts · 352d

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 352d (1 reply)

Captain's log, stardate 4200.69

51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 351d

Don't flush.

RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 352d

I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 352d

Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 6 pts · 352d

That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 352d

The USS Relax-your-thighs

wildtamaskan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 352d

Def gonna be dropping some captain's logs on that throne

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 352d

Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d

Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.