The alien we need

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17 Comments

lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 21 pts · 1y

This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (4 replies)

New band name: Alien Prolapse

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Fractal Prolapse

0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Infinite Sphincter Sequence

DancingBear@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 361d

Yeah man... Yeah ... Really brings a new definition to the ISS

quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

USSEthernet@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

😱

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 1y

šŸ˜

Cocopanda@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’m gonna 3D print this

shai_hulud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You already doo, no?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y

Anuception.

normalexit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

Luffy879@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

ass...

ticipation

sundray@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y

It is the perfect organism...

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.