c/atheistmemes · by bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · 1yMmmmm bacon 361 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.
don@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y
They welcome you too, they specifically mention vegetarian bacon as one of their sects, alongside turkey bacon.
https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 1y
"Take, eat: this is My Body, which is broken for you." Chris P. Bacon
expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Pig died for your sins.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Pig died for my gluttony!
don@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Input praisebacon.com
(hit return)
“A server with the specified hostname could not be found.”
Even that church is a lie.
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
don@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Faith restored, thank you.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
There must have been a schism at some point.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
See you've got your Reformed Church of Bacon - they are open to vegan and turkey bacon, amongst others.
Then there's the Orthodox Church of Bacon - they believe only the original form of bacon is the purest.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ah yes, of course.
... Streaky, or back bacon?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Where is the Fractured Church of Bacon?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 364d
That's only got one member and it's Kevin bacon.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
2011 reddit post energy
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Hamen!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Let's hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
What in the late 2000s/early 2010s
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You don't miss the bacon flavoured everything?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Don’t you mean le bacon?
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yes le bacon mustache!
SleepyPie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
The normies found the Internet.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Bring forth your sick, and they will be cured.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Site won't load 😢
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You're the best 🥓
don@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Suffering is our God.
Because suffering is real.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Like God, bacon is also man made
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d
I shall bow to thee