I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.
There was an open source dating app for a bit. It still technically exists but theres no advertising for it and therefore nobody uses it so all of the accounts are dead including mine
I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I'll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.
The ex has to also be on platform, and is a web of trust kind of algorithm. If the people you recommend violate the rules then if ducks points from you. If you get below a certain point, you and all the people you recommended are banned. If you want to open another account to keep your fake ex business going, you are going to have to get more people to vouch for you again
Look into the match group. All their dating apps (and they own almost all of them) are designed to only make pairings that almost work but have one fatal incompatibility so both users come back and use the app again.
It's evil. Never use them. They own at least:
Archer
Asian People Meet
Babyboomer People Meet
BB People Meet
Black Christian People Meet
Black People Meet
Black Professional People Meet
BLK
Catholic People Meet
Chinese People Meet
Chispa
Delightful
Democratic People Meet
Divorced People Meet
Genxpeoplemeet
Hinge
Indiamatch
Interracial People Meet
Italian People Meet
J People Meet
Latino People Meet
Ldsplanet
Little People Meet
Loveandseek
Marriage Minded People Meet
Match.com
Match Japan
OkCupid
Ourtime
People Meet
Pet People Meet
Republican People Meet
Seniorblack People Meet
Single People Meet
Stir
The League
Tinder
Upward
Veggiepeoplemeet
Yuzu
This page has enough of the main ones to convince me. I dont use any of the more niche apps, so i may not recognize them. Also they may not have their full portfolio out in the open.
I successfully used discord, telegram and IRL events, oftentimes organized through these platforms.
Find some community for a hobby you're into and be sociable.
Or use whatever other platform the communities you're into uses and don't be a creep. On the plus side, you'll have some common pastime to nerd about together~
That's a tough one, because my last relationships were with a narcissist, an abusive manipulator, a gold digger, and someone who made terrible assumptions about my situation out of prejudice. And my last therapist wanted to get paid without putting in much work.
Isn't dating fun? It's like a Kinder egg with shit inside every time.
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janus2@lemmy.zip · 116 pts · 343d
"three therapists" look at this rich person who can afford three therapists
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 343d
Is there a dating app for people who don't use dating apps due to the inherent data security and privacy issues?
gigachad@piefed.social · 90 pts · 343d
The arch Linux mailing list?
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 4 pts · 342d
The subtle burns are the best ones.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 343d
I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 343d
Aaargh! Grug make mouth-noise, and now da air is all wobbly. Eerz hert from da wibble wobble air, it wobble too fast!
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 343d
Thats the spirit. The pain just means its working.
Zelaf@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 343d
"Nevermet"?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 341d
How about one for people whose self esteem is anready abysmal and won't be able to handle the horrors normal dating apps inflict on people.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 340d
There was an open source dating app for a bit. It still technically exists but theres no advertising for it and therefore nobody uses it so all of the accounts are dead including mine
TheBat@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 343d
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 343d
Userbase: 9 users per City. None rurally.
Mac@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 343d
Per major city.
And zero in the smaller towns.
higgsboson@piefed.social · 6 pts · 343d
mfw (barring college dorms for 2 years,) I have never lived inside town or city limits.
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 343d
I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I'll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 343d
The ex has to also be on platform, and is a web of trust kind of algorithm. If the people you recommend violate the rules then if ducks points from you. If you get below a certain point, you and all the people you recommended are banned. If you want to open another account to keep your fake ex business going, you are going to have to get more people to vouch for you again
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 343d
deducts?
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 343d
Yes? I think so. Sorry. Non English native
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 343d
Sorry
90s_hacker@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 341d
funny how I somehow read it perfectly the first time
Psythik@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 343d
Where the hell am I going to find two exes? I'm almost 40 and still with my first girlfriend.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 342d
Well, you could probably have 1 ex if your current GF found you still using a dating app.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 342d
Because she's in the app? Hmmmm
Evotech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 342d
It’s straight to therapy for you then
chocrates@piefed.world · 2 pts · 342d
Stay strong, I'm trying to find gf #4 in my late 30s. Not dating young really makes it hard as an adult
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 342d
Look into the match group. All their dating apps (and they own almost all of them) are designed to only make pairings that almost work but have one fatal incompatibility so both users come back and use the app again.
It's evil. Never use them. They own at least:
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 341d
Do you have a source for this? I really wanna quite it but looking to validate first
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 341d
It's obviously not the sort of thing you'd find on the internet...
I personally know one of the employees.
Make of that what you will, but the terrible state of the dating scene should hopefully steer you in my direction.
SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 341d
This page has enough of the main ones to convince me. I dont use any of the more niche apps, so i may not recognize them. Also they may not have their full portfolio out in the open.
https://mtch.com/ourcompany/
SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 341d
Veggie People Meet is for Vegans in case anyone else was wondering.
a_baby_duck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 341d
Maybe it varies by region, but is there any good / ethical dating app with enough users to matter?
SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 341d
Fr, surely the list of apps not owned by this company is shorter to copy and paste
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 341d
I successfully used discord, telegram and IRL events, oftentimes organized through these platforms.
Find some community for a hobby you're into and be sociable.
Or use whatever other platform the communities you're into uses and don't be a creep. On the plus side, you'll have some common pastime to nerd about together~
a_baby_duck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 341d
All good advice, but the question was specifically about dating apps.
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 341d
I'm not aware of any good ones. I'm not sure they exist.
Hence my advice.
j4k3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 343d
No way am I doing either.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 343d
I can't afford therapy and never dated. FML
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 343d
I'm so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off
drath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d
I can easily get both. Yet I know I am a deeply broken person and probably the last person you should date.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 343d
ASLRP, please
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 342d
Anal sex live reaction polling?
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 342d
Close. Anal sex love role playing
drath@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 341d
Alrighty then...
Anal: Yes
Sex: Yes
Love: Big McChicken
Role: Druid
Playing: (1:59 / 2:56) The Wet Spots — Do You Take It ...
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d
That's a tough one, because my last relationships were with a narcissist, an abusive manipulator, a gold digger, and someone who made terrible assumptions about my situation out of prejudice. And my last therapist wanted to get paid without putting in much work.
Isn't dating fun? It's like a Kinder egg with shit inside every time.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 343d
It used to be friends/acquaintances that'd vouch for you, but ever since they paywalled that shit... 🤷🏼♂️
buttnugget@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 342d
Why only young people?