Need me some cough syrup

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Stovetop@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 363d (5 replies)
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Lord743@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 363d (3 replies)

Lead, extra strength lead, and plutonium.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 363d

1 grain Lead, heavy. 3 grains Lead, extra heavy. 1 1/4 grains Gary.

drath@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 362d (1 reply)

And a pinch of asbestos

viking@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 362d

That'd be the least problematic ingredient, asbestos is perfectly harmless when ingested. Only breathing the fibres in would cause lung damage, which may lead to cancer.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 362d

It's cool bro, they were skillfully combined

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 363d (1 reply)

That eighth of a grain of morphine sulfate is doing the heavy lifting

philosloppy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 362d

morphine aint got shit on chloroform

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 40 pts · 363d (1 reply)

Is this an ad for abolishing the FDA?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · -1 pts · 363d
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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 36 pts · 363d (3 replies)

And that was before the invention of Heroin™ which was supposed to make all that better.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 41 pts · 363d (2 replies)

Fun fact: heroin is actually an excellent cough suppressant, legitimately.

Shame about all those other effects.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 363d (1 reply)

A ton of those other effects are highly sought after

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 362d

Oh come on!
It's obviously used to cancel the side effects of the deadliest entry drug ever: cannabis
Of course you look for ailments, when you cough out your lungs...

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 363d (6 replies)

Fun time to remind people, you used to be able to buy Laudanum over-the-counter. For those who don't know their classical medicine, or only recognize it from Amnesia: The Dark Descent, it's typically 10% OPIUM per bottle.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 30 pts · 363d (1 reply)

Fun Fact: It was cheaper than liquor for a time, despite being a mixture of alcohol and opium, because it was classified as a medicine and exempt from a punitive liquor tax.

... this led to an explosion in laudanum abuse in Britain.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 363d

Sounds similar to the situation in Northern Europe: alcohol is taxed like crazy, it is much cheaper to get a prescription drug.

BestBouclettes@jlai.lu · 16 pts · 363d (1 reply)

Well it would treat pretty much every symptom I guess. With a slight side effect of opioid addiction, no biggie right?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 363d

It's fine, it's only plants.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 363d

Laudanum? Amateurs.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 363d

Gotta treat my opioid addiction ...err... I mean headaches somehow.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 25 pts · 363d (2 replies)

Sure, it won't cure your cough, but it will ensure you no longer care about having developed one. Or much of anything else, for that matter.

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 362d (1 reply)

Oh, it cures your cough - as long as it's active at least

But your lungs also lose the ability to clean themselves and all the sludge just stays there

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 362d

I'm not going to lie. It's a tough call.

threeonefour@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 363d

Back when you only needed an ounce of cough syrup to meet the Hatman

TallonMetroid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 363d (5 replies)

Don't you worry, we'll be getting snake oil in our pharmacies again soon enough.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 17 pts · 363d (3 replies)

Snake oil doesn't sound as fun as morphine.

f314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 363d (2 replies)

Oh, there will be plenty of opoids if Big Pharma can make a good buck off of it!

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 7 pts · 363d (1 reply)

There was. No "if" about it.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 363d

No "was" about it either.

Is.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 362d

Daytime cold medicine might as well be snake oil for all the good it does me.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 363d

Effing killjoys

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 362d

That’ll do er

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 363d
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