Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?
Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.
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DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 350d
Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering building, was the one who took pot into hand and made this soup?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 350d
I just had a thought........but my thought wasn't coherent enough to share
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 350d
Thanks for sharing this information instead!
sundray@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 350d
No arms, but...
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 350d
Oh shit, Baba Yaga's coming. Better run
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 350d
But she's making sooooouuupp!
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 350d
Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...
pipe01@programming.dev · 9 pts · 350d
What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 5 pts · 350d
Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 349d
Crabs can ring goons?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 350d
The human is the mitochondria of the home.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 349d
Thanks Ken
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 349d
That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 349d
It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.
A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.
Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.
It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.
Karl@programming.dev · 2 pts · 349d
Damn, I'm homeless.
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d
This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 350d
Imagine living in a house without arms...
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 349d
Bears have the right to arms, so should we.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 349d
A home is way WAY more than just a house
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 349d
I can make soup without using my arms 🤷♂️
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 350d
If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 349d
Some houses have al arms, get one of those
chrischryse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
Texas houses have arms
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.