walter

211 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Monster trucks get so big cuz they don't have any natural predators

decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 339d (3 replies)

How does that work? Wouldn't the absence of predator results in a lack of evolutive pressure to grow larger?

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 339d

Nah they just get bigger and fatter and softer, like capybaras and scions of generational wealth

iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 339d

The sun has no natural predators and became the largest star in our solar system!

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 339d

look at US presidents. the current one is a predator and is yuge. nothing can kill him because he has a self-defense mechanism that covers himself in shit to make himself seem less appealing.

iii@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 339d (3 replies)

Walter's vote is worth the same as yours

silasmariner@programming.dev · 8 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Walter is likely 7 and doesn't have a vote yet

iii@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 339d

Walter is 48 and smokes 2 packs a day

mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 339d

Walter's vote will be worth the same as yours once he's older, and there's nothing wrong with that

brashboy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Walter

MTK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d (3 replies)

walter

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 339d (2 replies)

walter

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Whitman. White. What a revelation.

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 338d

clements

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 339d

Walter should know better than to consume the stuff he produces

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d

Put your dick away Walter dot jpeg

blarghly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d (1 reply)

A respectable stance, imo

blarghly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

blarghly

the_beber@feddit.org · 2 pts · 338d

Ah, a classic

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 338d
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 339d