Why do metal keyboardists always look exactly like a metal keyboardist? Like... you all know exactly which one in this photo I'm talking about, too, right? Tell me I'm wrong.
I don't even know what band this is, or if they even have a keyboardist. But that one's definitely the keyboardist.
We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and second field. Johnny & Kris & Waylon fell there bravely while the rest retreated. Willie's party went 5 days ago, but has not returned. The watcher in the water took George. We cannot get out. The air hums. Fiddles, fiddles in the deep. We cannot get out. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did they come from, Cotton Eye Joe??
I know it's more agrarian eurodance, but "country metal" is a hard thing to find reference for...
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sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 31 pts · 1y
Bababasti@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
They also seem to have procreated, so their environment seems to be perfect for them, it’s proven.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Maybe they just ran into the sole survivor of another metal band's photoshoot and decided to join up.
Chozo@fedia.io · 23 pts · 1y
Why do metal keyboardists always look exactly like a metal keyboardist? Like... you all know exactly which one in this photo I'm talking about, too, right? Tell me I'm wrong.
I don't even know what band this is, or if they even have a keyboardist. But that one's definitely the keyboardist.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y
Taiatari@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
If you mean the second from the right then you might be onto something otherwise we have to run more tests.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
It's the one in the back, unless they have a second keyboardist.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Tim Minchins metal era
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
I thought it was the guy on the left for looking too much like Rick Wakeman.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”
Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”
nyctre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Folks*. And yes, dying for a cup.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Lootboblin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
Industrial metal in shambles
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
You've heard of industrial metal, now get ready for AGRARIAN METAL
redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and second field. Johnny & Kris & Waylon fell there bravely while the rest retreated. Willie's party went 5 days ago, but has not returned. The watcher in the water took George. We cannot get out. The air hums. Fiddles, fiddles in the deep. We cannot get out. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did they come from, Cotton Eye Joe??
I know it's more agrarian eurodance, but "country metal" is a hard thing to find reference for...
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
That's a very long album title.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y
Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
I don't think hiphop producers are native to this biome, they need more sun and concrete to survive.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
We're using an aggressive breeding program, crispr, ablnd cutting edge lysenkoist techniques to solve this problem.
Edit: turns out all the rap producers we buried together in permafrost are dead now. Maybe not deep enough, will try again later.
ddplf@szmer.info · 6 pts · 1y
Yes, I'm so looking forward to seeing Spice Girls finally work together once again!
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I wanna be a Finnish park ranger
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
A park ranger's job is never Finnish.