"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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db2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 329d (1 reply)

That's not very Kash money of whoever did that shit.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 329d

Shit was so Kash

Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 329d (5 replies)

Fucking soulless eyes, man.

bent@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 329d (1 reply)

Looks like he's either terrified or on coke/amf, probably a little bit of both tbh. Can't blame him, anyone so wildly under qualified for his position should be terrified. And in his position he must have access to the white house medical cabinet.

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 328d

Oh they choose a brown man for the position for a reason. He can't be so stupid not to see that.

He's going to be blamed for so much. He's going to also be responsible for quite a lot of it as he tries to keep the trump admin happy.

Dear Patel, Bro, they don't respect you. You are there to be sacrificed.

Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 329d

I always felt like his blank stare was a "Oh fuck, oh god, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, how did I let it get this far, oh fuck, be cool, they don't know, oh shit, I'm so completely out of my depth, oh fuck me man, they're going to find out, every second its getting worse but I can't back out now, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck..." stare

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 328d

oh gods those are eyes

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 329d

this clown with dull, tiny eyes, the eyes of a crudely painted doll...

Exusia@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 329d (2 replies)

"I will shit your pants"

-a threat

krunklom@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 328d

Not if I shit yours first, you won't.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 328d

I will shit your pants, and your children's pants, and your children's children's pants. for three months.

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 16 pts · 329d

I pissed and I shid and I farded

The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 329d (4 replies)

Why is his face going two different directions?

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 329d (2 replies)

It's called Atchaforya. One eye's lookin' at cha, the other one's lookin' for ya.

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 329d

The nose is in on it too.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 329d

Cross-eyed is when one, or both, eyes are looking at the nose, Wall-eyed is when one or both eyes are looking at different walls.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 329d

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 329d
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ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 329d

Can't figure out if Manchurian candidate or if dude has been ripping lines of coke on the top floor of the J Edgar Hoivwr building.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 328d