c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 354dIt's all your fault, Bradley! 357 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 354d
If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 354d
What if it's clear and just leaks out uWu
Una@europe.pub · 8 pts · 354d
What if it is dark red almost black?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 354d
Consult with your local mortician.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 354d
Never accept the first offer though
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 354d
Good point, that'd be a grave mistake.
Una@europe.pub · 8 pts · 354d
Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk
Pechente@feddit.org · 5 pts · 354d
I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.
Una@europe.pub · 4 pts · 354d
vitamin mrrrp mrrrreow meow :3
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 354d
Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?
Una@europe.pub · 2 pts · 354d
There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 354d
I probably shouldn't have assumed everyone would understand this reference.
spykee@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 354d
WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
...no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 354d
I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. 😵💫
spykee@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 354d
Oh she did have impediments.....in her head.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 354d
Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 354d
Tesco is a UK supermarket chain. You're thinking of Texaco
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texaco
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesco
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 354d
https://secure.ce-tescoassets.com/assets/HU/320/5999090127320/ShotType1_540x540.jpg
https://i2-prod.dublinlive.ie/incoming/article11943545.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tesco-petrol-Dundrum.jpg
Maybe it's just sold at tesco? Like an in house brand? Still not good -_-
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 354d
Texaco perhaps?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 354d
Me but I'm going back to almond or soy (the hard stuff) merk instead of the more virtuous plain oat melk.
MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 354d
javiwhite@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 352d
Username checks out.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 351d
I don't get this strawberry milk meme going around now. Hjalp?