They’re gonna make everyone download a new app that’s just for Americans so have fun with that. What sort of cool teen is excited about an OracleTok where they replaced Brazilian models with SQL lessons and propaganda chosen by a bunch of old ass fascists?
Man cannot live off sea shanties alone. We’ve proven that twice now. That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.
The oligarch propaganda machine is preparing to shift into high gear. Larry's son bought CBS and is slated to install Bari Weiss as their news boss. Saw a headline about him also eyeing a purchase of CNN. Keep all of this in mind in the months and years to come when you see material from these sources.
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m33@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 350d
Time for a new 1.2Gb Java TikTok app
And subscriptions
And forced billing
And ORA notification messages
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 350d
Hahaha someone experienced with Oracle I see
comador@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 350d
May ticktok die a horrendous death.
Oracle: Old Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 350d
TikTok Trump will die quickly for sure
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 350d
They’re gonna make everyone download a new app that’s just for Americans so have fun with that. What sort of cool teen is excited about an OracleTok where they replaced Brazilian models with SQL lessons and propaganda chosen by a bunch of old ass fascists?
Man cannot live off sea shanties alone. We’ve proven that twice now. That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 350d
One can't help but point out that there were no World Wars before sea shanties, and now there are two (soon, 3).
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 350d
It’s true. The Bronze Age collapse even blames “sea peoples.” They weren’t singing Rihanna. It was sea shanties keeping morale high.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 350d
The oligarch propaganda machine is preparing to shift into high gear. Larry's son bought CBS and is slated to install Bari Weiss as their news boss. Saw a headline about him also eyeing a purchase of CNN. Keep all of this in mind in the months and years to come when you see material from these sources.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 350d
Is this part of the actual reason oracles stock has exploded?
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 350d
I think it was due to $300B computing sale to OpenAI
https://www.breakingthenews.net/news/details/64795794
arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 350d
It'll be fun to see how long it takes them to completely destroy the app.