Tbf airplanes and spaceship care objects, not ideas. There are plenty of accounts throughout history of people wanting to fly or reach up to the heavens.
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it's cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
25 actually. i'm not an asshole. also they're paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
As a lactose intolerant person, my solution is peanut butter. Just fucking full spoons of the stuff. Probably not for everyone, and is a bit high in fat and low on carbs in extremis, but it’s decently balanced all things considered and requires very little effort while remaining quite cost-effective.
Certainly not mutually exclusive. As a man in his 20s who is both lazy and bad at cooking, rice, beans, and peanut butter could comfortably be called the Triumvirate of my diet lol.
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 327d
There's no such thing as an original thought.
Klear@quokk.au · 46 pts · 327d
Wow, that's true! Did you come up with that?
ceenote@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 327d
It can't be empirically proven that I didn't.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 327d
ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d
He asked if I came up with it, not if I was the first to come up with it.
I never saw that Mark Twain quote.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 326d
You could have heard it, through.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 327d
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 327d
Pretty sure airplanes and spaceships never existed under the sun until fairly recently.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 327d
Tbf airplanes and spaceship care objects, not ideas. There are plenty of accounts throughout history of people wanting to fly or reach up to the heavens.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 327d
You mean they were IN the sun before?! How the fuck did we get them out of there???
socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 327d
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
I posted about this exact quote like last week
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
Juice@midwest.social · 56 pts · 327d
"In a rich man's house there is no where to spit but in his face"
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 327d
What do call an ork wearing jeans?
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 21 pts · 327d
Fashionable
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 327d
Elon Musk? 🤷
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 327d
Bruh. Why you gotta do Orks dirty like that.
Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 327d
It's called cooking
Ruthalas@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 327d
Jorking it requires no ingredients (that I do not already possess) and is therefore free.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
Since when did "jerking off" become "jorking it"? My autocorrect doesn't even recognize the word "jorking".
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 327d
It makes me imagine the Swedish Chef masturbating.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 308d
erm gerting hörnie, term tö jorken my körken
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it's cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
Psythik@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 327d
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 327d
25 actually. i'm not an asshole. also they're paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 327d
Fuck restaurants for under paying like that.
But also fuck off, the only thing worse then A conman as an idiot who willingly let's themself get conned while full well knowing it's a con.
Fuck your tip. Unionize or shut up.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 327d
Whats called cooking? When you jork your food?
Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 327d
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 327d
Just lob some Maki and a few Nigiri in a pot with half water, salt and a bit of olive oil. Boil for at least 15 minutes.
hypna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 327d
Punk, est. 403 BC.
socsa@piefed.social · 10 pts · 327d
Have... You tried ordering sushi??
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 327d
He reincarnated!?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 327d
Milk.
It's cheap af and fairly well balanced. Don't do this if you're lactose intolerant, though.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 327d
As a lactose intolerant person, my solution is peanut butter. Just fucking full spoons of the stuff. Probably not for everyone, and is a bit high in fat and low on carbs in extremis, but it’s decently balanced all things considered and requires very little effort while remaining quite cost-effective.
Definitely gonna need some water on hand, though.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 4 pts · 327d
I'd rather just eat a can of beans. Preferably with rice, but I can do without.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 327d
Certainly not mutually exclusive. As a man in his 20s who is both lazy and bad at cooking, rice, beans, and peanut butter could comfortably be called the Triumvirate of my diet lol.
Boydinner.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d
Instructions unclear, violent diarrhea incoming.
exu@feditown.com · 2 pts · 327d
Lactose free milk exists
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 326d
Dilute yogurt in water to get homemade lactose-less milk.
DODOKING38@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d
Fucking love yoghurt drink especially when it's a bit tangy add a spoon of vinegar and you are set, chef's kiss 😘
atocci@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 327d
Bet Diogenes never had a Diet Pepsi though
Gap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d
Chewing gum tho. The act of chewing makes you less hungry