Fuck Zodiac signs, let's get REAL

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Broadfern@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Scissor just straight up “fuck it we ball” with a shiv and a prosthetic hatchet arm is pretty metal.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 7 pts · 338d

Horror movie hours

db2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Sailing7@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 338d

VLC-Gladiator

Ryktes@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Cestus! Put my money on the boy who walks into a swordfight straight throwin hands.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 338d

Put 'em up!

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Retiarius, because cheap tricks are fun.

eighty@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 338d

"cheap" is sore loser talk for optimal - nothing but net 🏀

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 7 pts · 338d

Trax, that feather is stylish

FRYD@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Secutors have always been my favorite. I love their fish-man helmets.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 8 pts · 338d

Interesting enough, there's symbolism there! Both the Murmillo and Secutor have fish motifs about them, and were often paired up against the Retiarius - fish against fisherman!

Salatbart@feddit.org · 6 pts · 337d

Is this pre-rock? If so, scissor would be extremely op

LAN_Mower@lemmybefree.net · 5 pts · 338d

Trident and net. It has more range than the other options.

baronvonj@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Murmillo

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 338d

It does seem the most practical.

Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 338d (1 reply)

I remember seeing a claim that Trax used to destroy Murmilo, because the big shield was a hindrance in one on one combat. The speed and agility of the smaller shield was much better. The big shields worked well in units to make a shield wall, but less so in an arena

PugJesus@piefed.social · 6 pts · 338d

I'm not actually very well-versed on gladiators, because it's one aspect of Roman history that doesn't fascinate me, for whatever reason - but I do know for sure that there were certain 'pairings' of gladiator types that were considered uneven (and thus all the more fun to bet on).

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 338d

Secutor specially designed to fight retrarii. I'll have all your tridents.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 338d

Retiarius, gimme that net and trident

chug-capture-ahoy@piefed.social · 4 pts · 338d (4 replies)

i don’t know but I would run like a miserable creature

PugJesus@piefed.social · 9 pts · 338d (3 replies)

Retiarius, got it!

(One of the legitimate tactics of the Retiarius - and why it was sometimes seen as the least 'manly' of the gladiator types - was simply to evade their heavier opponent until their opponent was exhausted)

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Ask that big dead guy whether he'd rather be manly or alive

tja@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 338d

The answer might surprise you!

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 338d

He's called thusly because he retreats

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d

Both middle, bottom left, all seem interesting.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 334d

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 338d

I hate them all. Dunno what it is about a couple of thousand years that makes people fail to recognize the humanity of others, the horror and atrocity.

Coopr8@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 338d (1 reply)

Murmillo has the most styling helm, so I'm going for that.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 1 pts · 338d

Hell yeah