Well I remember a pilot telling me that Jesus was his co-pilot. And then he introduced this Jesus to me. A guy from Mexico, but I forgot his last name.
I get on a plane and the pilot is some Brown skinned middle eastern guy prattling on about "love thy neighbor" and some shit about needling the eye of a camel in gonna wonder if he's qualified.
It means: "I won't question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that's preferable over reality."
Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.
"I prefer not to fly with the commoners." Good. Eat Mountain.
Ah, okay I've "done my research" googling beyond the initial article and yes, he was piloting the plane when he killed himself, his wife, and her daughter/his stepdaughter.
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archonet@lemy.lol · 81 pts · 317d
Apparently, Jesus, while familiar with steering a car; was not nearly so familiar with a flight stick.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 317d
Damn these inverted controls.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 317d
Which is surprising, considering how many male "apostles" he had.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 317d
should have been "jesus take the yoke," i see why the confusion
Eldritch@piefed.world · 34 pts · 317d
Yes, first question I was going to ask was, if Jesus was his co-pilot? Because I don't think he's been certified.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 317d
Jesus knows he can't stay dead so he like to fuck with people by taking over and pretending to crash. Jesus likes to jerk your chain
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 317d
Well I remember a pilot telling me that Jesus was his co-pilot. And then he introduced this Jesus to me. A guy from Mexico, but I forgot his last name.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 317d
Should have asked if Jesus had his night rating classification.
Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 317d
If I see a deity pilot, I'm going to be like, "Boy, I hope they're qualified."
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 317d
Sounds like Jesus was a DEI hire.
meco03211@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d
I get on a plane and the pilot is some Brown skinned middle eastern guy prattling on about "love thy neighbor" and some shit about needling the eye of a camel in gonna wonder if he's qualified.
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 317d
Jesus has a twisted sense of humour.
DreamAccountant@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 317d
It means: "I won't question the obvious religious bullshit that you will not stop spewing out of your gobhole. You control reality now with your hate filled nonsense religious fiction, and that's preferable over reality."
Which is fucking disgusting. Glad that christian nationalist piece of nazi shit is dead. Stupid rich assholes and their private planes.
"I prefer not to fly with the commoners." Good. Eat Mountain.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 317d
Source on him being a "christian nationalist piece of nazi shit"?
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 317d
Cringe thread, top to bottom.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 317d
Yeah, it's not like dude was a Nazi propagandist. He was just a musician and his wife and children died too.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d
The article says the plane had 3 people onboard, that doesn't add up.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 317d
Ok, wife and kid. My bad.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d
Ah, okay I've "done my research" googling beyond the initial article and yes, he was piloting the plane when he killed himself, his wife, and her daughter/his stepdaughter.
Or Jesus did. We may never know.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 316d
"Took my name in vain? OK then, sucker."
lennybird@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 317d