c/onehundredninetysix · by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 324drule i'm a guy btw 578 points · 46 comments · view on lemmy.world
46 Comments
Transform2942@lemmy.ml · 155 pts · 324d
The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women's attire
errer@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 324d
We’ve all been there
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 324d
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Siethron@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 323d
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 323d
at this point, I'll take it
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
That's what she said. 😘
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 323d
I always read "enthusiastic" in Curtis Arnott's voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 321d
What's wrong with Victorian men's attire?
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 92 pts · 324d
Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 324d
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 324d
Kew Gardens. Go big or go home.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
In the butterfly house?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 324d
With the candlestick?
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 324d
sigh
If you must.
deacon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 324d
I’ll fetch the butter…
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 323d
Solarium or GTFO
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 324d
anyway - woa.... the .... the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is... quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
sausager@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 324d
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? ..right??
moseschrute@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 323d
Only one way to find out.
Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 323d
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 323d
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho...
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 322d
as a (borderline) asexual I wouldn't be surprised if people find 27 different positions with hands tied behind their backs. People with a sex drive are SO creative about it
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
It's Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
coaxil@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 323d
Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
I'm having a hard time visualising that. Pics?
coaxil@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 322d
Something like this?
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 322d
🫦
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 324d
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing 'banshees' in the storm
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 324d
I now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D
abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 324d
more like your rhymes-with-bucket list
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 323d
Karl@programming.dev · 4 pts · 323d
Obviously?
Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 27 pts · 324d
A greenhouse? In this economy?
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 323d
The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I'm assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 324d
I've never felt so sniped
socsa@piefed.social · 16 pts · 323d
I'm a Victorian dress btw.
espurr@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 323d
What were you reading?
unconsequential@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 324d
So that’s where babies come from!
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 324d
Botanical gardens.
I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.
ValarieLenin@midwest.social · 4 pts · 322d
Stole this for my grindr thanks op!
tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 322d
So how was your weekend?
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Are you sure?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 322d
not really, no
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 321d
Put it on! 🫦
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 318d
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d
I have a sewing machine.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 318d
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 322d
I'm not saying no....
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 323d