Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.
Isn't the seal on them single use though? I got kilner clip top jars instead as the rubber ring on them should last longer before replacing. Got 2L of apple chutney in them so far and making more today.
29 Comments
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 341d
No fuck that. Honey comes in glass jars from a local beekeeper. Like this
End of debate.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 18 pts · 341d
Weird way to say
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 341d
Haha GmbH Honig. Raus mit diesem korpo Scheiß.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 8 pts · 341d
The fuck? Das ist das Glas, was ich bei unserem 86 Jahre alten Imker alle paar Wochen hole. Die Bienen sind seit 3 Generationen in der Familie.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 341d
verkauft er seinen Honig vielleicht an die Firma?
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 5 pts · 341d
Kann ja sein
Ist aber nicht der einzige lokale Imker, bei dem mit dieses Label untergekommen ist.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 341d
Möglicherweise verkaufen alle gleich.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 3 pts · 341d
Ja, worauf ich raus will: bei mir ist das Glas gleichbedeutend mit "lokaler Kleinimker'
callyral@pawb.social · 9 pts · 341d
solution: sell bear-shaped jars to local beekeepers
darksiderbun@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 341d
I’ve totally bought local honey packaged in bear-jars. I don’t understand where all this hate is coming from
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 340d
Edit oop. Missed.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d
No. Politely go to hell.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d
NO YOU GO TO HELL.
Sorry. I like the bears.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 340d
Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 340d
Oh dang they're a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.
creation7758@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 340d
Everything should come in mason jars. They are durable, reusable, accessible and timeless.
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 340d
Don't mason jars have to have a clasp. Otherwise it's just a jar.
creation7758@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 340d
Just a general jar then. Mason doesn't have a patent on it anymore and anyone can use it.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 340d
Isn't the seal on them single use though? I got kilner clip top jars instead as the rubber ring on them should last longer before replacing. Got 2L of apple chutney in them so far and making more today.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 340d
I usually get my honey in a mason jar with a hand written label...
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 341d
Wonder if it’s the same person who put soy sauce into tiny little plastic fish.
(Seriously, those things are terrible wastes of plastic.)
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 341d
But plastic fish shaped plastic mini bottles is the only way we know how to distribute tiny amounts of soy sauce so they can end up in the waste bin.
arin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 341d
And not good for our health, you can taste the difference from plastic vs glass. That means plastic is leeching into the food
echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 340d
The fact that plastic does that is why water bottles have an expiry date.
Anyway everybody knows Coke tastes better out of a glass bottle.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 341d
If honey comes in a bear container, you know it's shit honey (assuming there's even honey in it).
timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 341d
"The bear is sticky with honey.”
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 340d
Classic Gavin Belson
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 340d
I just want my cocaine to come packed the same way
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d
Brb gotta make a self-lubricating dildo