Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life
17 Comments
kspatlas@artemis.camp · 48 pts · 3y
They found out she wasn't pregnant
machinaeZER0@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y
🤔
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y
There was a House episode about it.
GCanuck@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
Maybe the one on the left is pregnant? Ever think of that?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
😎
animelivesmatter@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Gork@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 3y
Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 3y
Maybe she ate a comically large spoon full of ice cream
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 3y
But just the spoon, without the ice cream
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."
Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
Needed to make sure it wasn't a watermelon
superkret@feddit.de · 16 pts · 3y
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 3y
Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life
dadGPT@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
they just found out that they are going to have twins.
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 3y
One line = one child
Two lines = two children
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y
Three lines = it's all spiders
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Not a tumor! Phew!
outer_spec@lemmy.studio · 1 pts · 3y
I mean. She could have just been fat