The key to a good conspiracy theory is throwing in enough partially true things to achieve suspension of disbelief. Oh and bigotry helps.
Trans Agender Rule
The key to a good conspiracy theory is throwing in enough partially true things to achieve suspension of disbelief. Oh and bigotry helps.
26 Comments
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 43 pts · 329d
"My girlfriend trans'd the moon."
"That's great, buddy!"
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 329d
This comment restored my honor!
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 40 pts · 329d
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 12 pts · 329d
i... wan' won đŽ
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 329d
What the hell is wrong with these white spaces, that is almost unreadable. I mean it fits the message, bullshit typography for bullshit content, so I guess good job?
rtxn@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 329d
It'sâcalledâ"hairâspace".âUnicodeâU+200A.âTheâbest/worstâkindâofâwhitespace.
UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 329d
I just picked a font that looked like the Facebook posts. I'm more into typos than typography. I only know boulders & italians
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 7 pts · 329d
What about ^tops^ and
bottoms?jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 327d
Haha, I love that! đš
Una@europe.pub · 14 pts · 329d
Shush.. DO NOT REVEAL OUR SECRETS
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 329d
UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 329d
You said there would be no fact checking.
stray@pawb.social · 6 pts · 328d
Everything else about the infographic is factual.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 328d
The text (× Ö¸×Š×Ö¸×) actually transliterates to "nashĂĄ" and means "to decieve"
Stamets@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 329d
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 329d
I replaced my blood with rocket fuel and now I'm transitioning five more times per minute!
errer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 329d
Least unhinged MAGAt
orenj@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 329d
i like the implication that the moon is already gay
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 329d
This is why all tradesmen drive Transit vans. They are installing COVID 6g chips in our homes to spread woke ideology and make us feel tired and poor all the time.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 329d
âMetaâ apparently means âshitâ in Hebrew
Yossarian@programming.dev · 3 pts · 328d
No, it doesn't. It means a feminine singular past tense of "died". As in, (she) died. There was a briefly popular joke when they first announced the name change, saying "Facebook meta" - Facebook died.
××¨× means shit.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 329d
Trying to comprehend this hurts my brain in a good way
Amberskin@europe.pub · 5 pts · 328d
lol⌠flatturds (that is, those idiots who claim earth is flat) used to say NASA means âdeceptionâ in Hebrew. It seems the meaning changes according to the idiocy you want to support.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 329d
I trans'ed to agender about 20 years ago.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 327d
Just make sure you keep up with the trans lunar injection boosters.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 329d
I don't like them putting chemicals in space that turn the friggin' moon gay!
Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 328d
The us government will now declare the moon a terrorist state and invade it. All astronauts sent to the moon unfortunately came down with an irreversible case of the gay. The us government sends condolences to their wives and kids.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 329d
Long winded conspiracy theories that sound complicated but actually mean nothing are my favourite kind of conspiracy theory