Why u mad?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36565728

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33 Comments

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 72 pts · 333d (17 replies)

I'd give someone a high five for wearing that, it fits in the sub.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · -20 pts · 333d (16 replies)

"Sub"? Forget where you were?

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 333d (5 replies)

I thought it looked like it could fold up neatly, making it ideal for bringing on a submarine since you don't get a lot of storage space.

Or I'm a dom and think it seems just about right to roll into a usable shape, dip it in the lube barrel and stuff into a consenting adult partner.

perishthethought@piefed.social · 18 pts · 333d (4 replies)

I'm calling dibs on that band name.

lube barrel

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 333d (2 replies)
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

A+ product, would recommend. I'd say more but the posted reviews have it covered.

Animal birthing lube powder is less expensive and easier to store/ship. Learned about that one from Adam Savage in one of his Q&A videos.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d

Damn. I clicked it thinking amazon was selling the shirt.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

Just saw them play at the G-Spot as the opener for "Slick" Willy Johnson and Yoni "Buckets" Dribbler. They put on a hell of a show, not a dry face (or seat) in the audience.

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 333d (2 replies)

I've seen people call communities sublemmys

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d

I did that when I first gof here. Now I call them "that place with the shirt that goes hard"

Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · -1 pts · 333d

eek...

Venator@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 333d (3 replies)

I think it's a type of sandwich

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 333d (2 replies)

That's a "'hoagie" & I'll die on that hill!

EDIT: although I'll grant "Hoagieway" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 332d

If it's not from subway it's known as a "filled roll" in nz.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 324d

hoagieway would on the other hand be a much more interesting name

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 333d

"Sub"? Forget where you were?

Infinitely better than some lazy kid saying 'comm'. Because 'fetch' is dumb but 'comm' is already an abbreviation.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 4 pts · 333d

I think I've seen people call the little places subs. I mean, I think. It could be short for subsection or something, idk lol

WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 333d

magazine?

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 333d (2 replies)

I sure hope it's fucking offensive.

theneverfox@pawb.social · 19 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I don't think it's offensive at all, I just see a neat design

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 333d

I mean, there is one type of person who would be offended by this, but me simply existing already does that for them, so I'm not gonna cater to their bigoted sensibilities.

cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 333d (1 reply)

If you were to just burn the body, hood and all, they wouldn’t be as offended by the prospective of unmasking them.

Like how trump’s biggest fear right now is release of the Epstein files. (And I have no idea why my iPhone autocorrected his name to lowercase but I’m leaving it. Ladies and gentlemen, Apple Intelligence!)

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 333d

I prefer ceiling him little don

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Well now I'm offended but only because that should be "to whom" in the upper section.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 333d

Not if that's not what they actually said.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 333d

I'd like that shirt.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Shit, I'd wear it again the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. Yes, that's a lot of laundry. But it'll be worth it.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 324d

just have 3 of them

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 333d

His mom won't mind

fin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 333d (1 reply)

where can I get one?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d

"But lynching people is wrong!"

"Absolutely! Couldn't agree more!"

I gotta wonder how fast you'll get banned on Reddit for posting this tweet.

Brutticus@midwest.social · 1 pts · 332d

I thought this was this but its a similar but different shirt